12 Times Stanley From ‘The Office’ Said What We Were All Thinking at Work

Stanley from The Office is considered a grump by some (ahem, Michael Scott) and your everyday fed-up employee by others. Seriously though, how many times has Stanley said something that made you laugh out loud because of how relatable it was?

Scroll through the gallery to see 12 things we all wish we could get away with saying at work.

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"You are a professional idiot."

It's what you're thinking when you greet your boss in the morning.

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"I'll slap you in the face with a rainbow."

And they're overly enthusiastic.

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"Newsflash: You are not special."

Seriously, how much can one person talk about themselves?

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"Have you lost your mind?"

If only you could scream at your boss every time they made a ridiculous demand.

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"Give me $200."

And only agree to do it for a set bonus.

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"I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong, and if you don't like it, you can leave."

We all dream about not apologizing when we're forced to.

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"You are not my damn boss and you never will be."

And not politely nodding when a co-worker gives unwanted advice.

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"You have just spit on my face."

Let's face it, the urge to call your boss out is real.

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"And shove it up your butt!"

You just want to tell them to go shove it.

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"If I don't have some cake soon, I might die."

Especially when you're hangry.

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"Do not care."

And it's the end of the day.

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"We get to go home!"

Thankfully every day ends eventually.

Velvet Scope